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THE ALESSIA AFFAIR
1 MARCH – 4 APRIL 2027
MELBOURNE • ADELAIDE • BRISBANE • SYDNEY • FORMULA 1
PRINCESSES • ICONS • THE GRAND FINALE • GRAND PRIX
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March happens to be my birthday.
One day seemed rather stingy.
So this year I’m stretching the celebrations from the first coffee of March all the way to the roar of Formula 1 in April.
There will be long lunches that have absolutely no business finishing on time, beautiful dinners, theatre, festival nights, room-service mornings, interstate escapes and several opportunities to disappear behind closed doors with me.
Somewhere along the way, my Hungarian side has taken over the guest list.
Princesses. Queens. Icons.
You’ll meet them soon enough.
And just when you think The Alessia Affair is over, Formula 1 arrives in Melbourne.
Excellent timing, really.
FLY ME TO YOU • AVAILABLE BY ARRANGEMENT
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WHERE I’LL BE
MELBOURNE
1–10 MARCH
ADELAIDE
11–12 MARCH
MELBOURNE
13–15 MARCH
BRISBANE
16–17 MARCH
SYDNEY
18–20 MARCH
MELBOURNE
21–27 MARCH
THE GRAND FINALE
SATURDAY 27 MARCH
MELBOURNE GRAND PRIX
1–4 APRIL
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✧ EMPRESS SISI ✧
THE BREAKFAST AFFAIR
4 HOURS TOGETHER • $3,000
I take breakfast rather seriously.
Mostly because coffee is involved.
We can dress and venture out somewhere neither of us has tried before, find one of the best breakfasts in whichever city I’m in, or stay exactly where we are and order room service.
Coffee.
Breakfast.
Perhaps champagne if we’ve abandoned all pretence of behaving.
And four wonderfully unhurried hours together.
BREAKFAST, OUR WAY
GO OUT
We choose somewhere new according to the city, our mood and what looks irresistible at the time.
A neighbourhood café.
A beautiful hotel breakfast.
Somewhere known for exceptional coffee.
Or somewhere neither of us has discovered yet.
OR
DON’T GO ANYWHERE
Room service.
Robes.
Breakfast in bed.
Coffee delivered to the door.
No reservation to make.
No table to give back.
And considerably less incentive to get dressed.
YOU TAKE CARE OF
• Breakfast or room service
• Coffee, champagne or anything else we order
• Any additional dining expenses
I TAKE CARE OF
• My private incall
• Planning our morning, should we actually decide to leave the room
4 HOURS TOGETHER • $3,000
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✧ PRINCESS ILONA ✧
THE LONG LUNCH AFFAIR
5 HOURS TOGETHER • $4,000
This is lunch without looking at the clock.
Beautiful food.
Wine on the table.
Conversation that wanders wherever it wants.
And five hours in which neither of us needs to be particularly sensible.
MELBOURNE
REINE & LA RUE • FRENCH
A magnificent former bank chamber in the heart of Melbourne.
French-influenced food, beautiful wine and exactly the sort of dining room that makes lunch feel like an occasion.
OR
MAIZ Y CACAO • MEXICAN
Something completely different.
Mexican flavours, margaritas and a much more playful afternoon.
Sometimes I want the beautiful dining room.
Sometimes I want Mexican food and tequila.
ADELAIDE
FUGAZZI • ITALIAN
Glamorous, indulgent and made for pasta, wine and an afternoon that doesn’t need hurrying.
OR
KAPPO IZAKAYA • JAPANESE
Sashimi, izakaya-style dishes and a more relaxed intimate feel.
BRISBANE
MONTRACHET • FRENCH
Classic French dining and somewhere made for a long lunch and a beautiful bottle of wine.
French food and a beautiful bottle?
You’re already learning how to keep me happy.
SYDNEY
GRILL AMERICANO SYDNEY • ITALIAN
Pasta, steak, wine and polished Italian glamour.
Or we choose an exceptional Japanese experience according to our date and availability.
YOU TAKE CARE OF
• Lunch
• Wine, champagne or cocktails
• Any additional dining expenses
I TAKE CARE OF
• My private incall
• Planning our afternoon
5 HOURS TOGETHER • $4,000
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✧ QUEEN ERZSÉBET ✧
THE DINNER AFFAIR
6 HOURS TOGETHER • $5,000
This is where the heels come out.
A beautiful table.
Something excellent in my glass.
Dinner somewhere that deserves the dress.
And an evening that certainly doesn’t end when the bill arrives.
MELBOURNE
AOI TSUKI • JAPANESE OMAKASE
Twelve seats.
Seasonal Japanese dining.
And somewhere I haven’t already been, which is precisely the point.
OR
MINAMISHIMA • JAPANESE
For something more serious.
An intimate fine-dining sushi and omakase experience and one of Melbourne’s most celebrated Japanese restaurants.
ADELAIDE • BRISBANE • SYDNEY
We’ll choose somewhere exceptional according to our date.
Japanese.
French.
Italian.
Something intimate.
Something worth dressing for.
And preferably somewhere I haven’t already eaten my way through.
YOU TAKE CARE OF
• Dinner
• Wine, champagne, sake or cocktails
• Any additional dining expenses
I TAKE CARE OF
• My private incall
• Planning our evening
6 HOURS TOGETHER • $5,000
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✧ ZSA ZSA GABOR ✧
THE STAY-IN AFFAIR
6 HOURS • $5,000
No restaurant reservation.
No theatre.
No schedule.
Just six uninterrupted hours behind closed doors.
You bring dinner from somewhere fabulous, something lovely to drink, dessert and whatever snacks we decide we absolutely require.
I provide my private incall.
We find something to watch.
We get comfortable.
Whether either of us can tell you how the movie ended afterwards remains to be seen.
YOU TAKE CARE OF
• Dinner or premium takeaway
• Drinks
• Dessert and snacks
I TAKE CARE OF
• My private incall
6 HOURS • $5,000
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✧ KATALIN KARÁDY ✧
AFTER DARK
ADELAIDE • 11–12 MARCH
6 HOURS • $5,000
Adelaide catches me right in the middle of Festival and Fringe season.
Which seems an excellent excuse to make one evening considerably less predictable.
Dinner first.
Then something from the Festival or Fringe program.
Cabaret.
Music.
Theatre.
Circus.
Or something neither of us quite knows how to explain afterwards.
Then we disappear back to my private Adelaide incall.
I TAKE CARE OF
• Two tickets to our selected performance
• My private Adelaide incall
• Planning our evening
YOU TAKE CARE OF
• Dinner
• Wine, champagne or cocktails
• Any additional dining expenses
6 HOURS • $5,000
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✧ THE HUNGARIAN PRINCESS COLLECTION ✧
SYDNEY • 18–20 MARCH
Sydney gets the royal household.
Breakfast.
Lunch.
Dinner.
Choose your princess.
Or decide sending your Hungarian princess home early would be a terrible waste.
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✧ PRINCESS ILONA ✧
THE ROYAL BREAKFAST
4 HOURS • $3,000
Breakfast somewhere new.
Or room service, robes and absolutely no reason to leave.
Exceptional coffee is non-negotiable.
Everything else can be decided between us.
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✧ PRINCESS MARGIT ✧
THE ROYAL LUNCH
5 HOURS • $4,000
GRILL AMERICANO SYDNEY
Pasta.
Steak.
Wine.
Polished Italian glamour.
Or a premium Japanese experience selected according to our date and availability.
Five hours together.
No stopwatch hovering over dessert.
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✧ PRINCESS ERZSÉBET ✧
THE ROYAL DINNER
6 HOURS • $5,000
The dress.
The heels.
Sydney after dark.
We’ll choose an exceptional Italian or Japanese dining room according to our date and availability.
Then we disappear back to my private Sydney incall.
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✧ KEEP YOUR PRINCESS ✧
Apparently choosing only one is difficult.
I understand.
BREAKFAST + LUNCH
8 HOURS • $7,000
LUNCH + DINNER
11 HOURS • $9,000
THE THREE PRINCESSES
15 HOURS • $12,000
Breakfast.
Lunch.
Dinner.
A full day together.
And fifteen hours with your Hungarian princess.
All Princess Experiences conclude by 11PM.
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✧ THE KÁRÁDY MOULIN ROUGE AFFAIR ✧
SYDNEY • 18–20 MARCH
8 HOURS • $7,000
ONE EXCLUSIVE BOOKING
This one requires the dress.
Our afternoon begins at Sydney Lyric for Moulin Rouge! The Musical.
I’ll arrange premium theatre seats for two.
When the curtain comes down, we’re not remotely finished.
DINNER
GRILL AMERICANO SYDNEY
Venetian-inspired Italian glamour.
Steak.
Pasta.
Beautiful wine.
And somewhere worthy of the occasion.
After dinner, we disappear back to my private Sydney incall.
The theatre may have provided the first performance of the evening.
I’ll leave it there.
I TAKE CARE OF
• Two premium theatre tickets
• My private Sydney incall
• Planning our afternoon and evening
YOU TAKE CARE OF
• Dinner
• Wine, champagne or cocktails
• Any additional dining expenses
8 HOURS • $7,000
ONE BOOKING ONLY
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✧ THE MELBOURNE FOOD & WINE AFFAIR ✧
SELECTED MARCH DATES
My birthday also happens to collide rather beautifully with the Melbourne Food & Wine Festival.
I’m not complaining.
On selected Melbourne dates, we can build our lunch or dinner around something from the Festival program instead.
A special lunch.
A guest chef.
A one-off dinner.
A tasting.
Or something strange and wonderful that appears on the program and makes me immediately want a table.
We choose what catches our attention.
The rest of our time is ours.
Festival tickets, dining and drinks are taken care of separately unless specifically included.
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✧ THE GRAND FINALE ✧
MELBOURNE
SATURDAY 27 MARCH 2027
ONE CLIENT • ONE FINAL AFFAIR
8 HOURS • $8,000
After a month of princesses, icons, interstate flights, long lunches, theatre, champagne and what I suspect will be an unreasonable number of desserts, there is only one way to finish.
Properly.
Saturday 27 March belongs to one person.
Champagne.
Something exceptional.
A magnificent dinner.
An entire evening together.
And eventually, a very private ending back at my Melbourne incall.
For our final dinner, we’ll choose something genuinely extraordinary.
French.
Italian.
Japanese.
Or something that appears between now and March and proves completely irresistible.
This isn’t simply dinner.
It’s the final night of The Alessia Affair.
And there will only be one person joining me.
I TAKE CARE OF
• My private Melbourne incall
• Planning our Grand Finale
YOU TAKE CARE OF
• Dinner or our selected dining experience
• Wine or matched beverages
• Champagne or cocktails
• Any additional event expenses
8 HOURS • $8,000
ONE BOOKING ONLY
Once it’s reserved, it disappears.
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✧ FLY ME TO YOU ✧
YOU DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY CITY.
My calendar tells you where I’m already going.
It does not tell you everywhere I’m willing to go.
If you’d rather bring The Alessia Affair to you, these experiences are also available as Fly Me To You by arrangement.
Australia.
Overseas.
A weekend somewhere neither of us lives.
Or simply your city because waiting for my next tour seems unnecessarily patient.
Tell me where you have in mind.
We’ll take it from there.
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ALESSIA × MELBOURNE GRAND PRIX
1–4 APRIL 2027
FOUR DAYS • ONE VERY DIFFERENT MELBOURNE
And then Melbourne starts making that noise.
The birthday may be over.
The Alessia Affair isn’t.
Formula 1 gets its own collection.
No princesses.
No queens.
No Hungarian history lesson.
Just Melbourne, race weekend and several very good reasons not to rush home afterwards.
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GRAND PRIX BREAKFAST
4 HOURS • $3,000
Breakfast somewhere worth finding.
Or room service and a considerably slower start.
Coffee is still compulsory.
Race talk is optional.
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GRAND PRIX LONG LUNCH
5 HOURS • $4,000
A beautiful table.
A bottle worth opening.
Five hours together.
And enough time to enjoy Melbourne without treating lunch like a pit stop.
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GRAND PRIX DINNER
6 HOURS • $5,000
The racing finishes.
The city doesn’t.
Dress properly.
Choose somewhere fabulous.
And keep the evening going considerably longer than dinner.
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GRAND PRIX DAY
8 HOURS • $8,000
For those who want considerably more than dinner afterwards.
Eight hours together to build around race weekend however we choose.
Lunch.
Dinner.
Drinks.
Albert Park.
Or none of the above and a firmly closed hotel door.
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GRAND PRIX SUNDAY
10 HOURS • $10,000
One of the biggest Sundays in Melbourne.
So I’m not offering it by the hour.
Ten hours together.
Build the day around the Grand Prix.
Take me to Albert Park.
Book something extraordinary afterwards.
Or create an entirely different Sunday away from the circuit.
TAKING ME TO THE GRAND PRIX?
If you would like me to join you at Albert Park, you arrange premium tickets or hospitality for us both.
Tickets, hospitality, dining, drinks, transport and additional event expenses are taken care of separately.
I take care of being considerably more interesting company than whoever would otherwise have been sitting beside you.
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✧ THE DETAILS ✧
A 50% deposit is required at the time of booking for all Alessia Affair and Grand Prix experiences.
The duration shown is our total time together.
There is no separate lunch clock.
No separate dinner clock.
No arithmetic required.
If we spend part of our time over breakfast, at the theatre, drinking champagne or eating our way through Melbourne, that is simply part of our experience together.
Unless specifically included, dining, drinks, transport, tickets and additional venue or event expenses are taken care of separately by you.
I provide my private incall in each city I’m touring.
Restaurants, performances and events remain subject to availability and trading schedules at the time of reservation.
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✧ THE ALESSIA AFFAIR AT A GLANCE ✧
MELBOURNE
1–10 March
ADELAIDE
11–12 March
MELBOURNE
13–15 March
BRISBANE
16–17 March
SYDNEY
18–20 March
MELBOURNE
21–27 March
THE GRAND FINALE
Saturday 27 March
8 Hours • $8,000
One booking only
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MELBOURNE GRAND PRIX
1–4 APRIL
Breakfast • 4 Hours • $3,000
Long Lunch • 5 Hours • $4,000
Dinner • 6 Hours • $5,000
Grand Prix Day • 8 Hours • $8,000
Grand Prix Sunday • 10 Hours • $10,000
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FLY ME TO YOU • AVAILABLE BY ARRANGEMENT
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